Yeah! And since you think you're some huge expert in this stuff, I thought I'd ask you about it. Even though I don't really want to, because you're a jerk and you're probably just talking out of your ass. But go ahead, hit me with your wisdom, O Wise One!
[someday, she might learn to not constantly be on the defense when revealing potential vulnerabilities to other trolls]
[Especially when these other trolls have literally nothing to gain from it.]
WELL, FROM WHAT YOU'VE TOLD ME, HE ALREADY KNOWS HOW YOU FEEL.
AND FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN IN THIS EVENT, IT SEEMS HUMANS ARE AT LEAST CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING AND ACCEPTING THE TYPES OF ROMANCES THAT WE, AS TROLLS, HAVE. PROBABLY THE ONLY THING THIS STUPID EVENT GAVE US.
HE MAY NOT GET IT NOW, BUT HE MIGHT EVENTUALLY. AND IF HE DOESN'T, SO WHAT? HE COULD PROBABLY STILL BE YOUR MOIRAIL WITHOUT BEING YOUR MOIRAIL.
ANYWAY, HE'D STILL HAVE TO AGREE TO BEING YOUR MOIRAIL. HE HAS TO FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT ENTAILS. HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU JUST AS MUCH AS YOU ARE FOR HIM. OR WOULD BE. I MEAN FUCK, IF YOU'VE GOT THAT, THEN YOU'RE TECHNICALLY ALREADY DATING.
YEAH. IT IS. BETTER THAN HEARING 'WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE' THOUGH. TRUST ME.
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T THINK IT'S THE BEST IDEA, AND I DON'T REALLY APPROVE OF IT EITHER...
BUT SHIT
YOU SEEMED REALLY HAPPY, SO MAYBE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THAT WAY? MAYBE IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE STUPID PARADOX THINGS THAT'LL HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT ADVICE I GIVE YOU.
[Wait. Right. The rules back home don't apply here. Whoops.]
SHIT, FORGET I SAID THAT TOO. I'M STARTING TO GET MAD AT MYSELF FOR THIS ABUNDANT FIT OF STUPIDITY.
LOOK, AS LONG AS HE AND YOU FIND A COMPROMISE WITH THIS, YOUR RELATIONSHIP SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM. IF YOU DON'T, THEN THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN REALLY DO ABOUT IT.
FOR YOUR SAKE THOUGH, I HOPE THE TWO OF YOU CAN COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING. I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS, BUT HE OBVIOUSLY MEANS A FUCKING LOT TO YOU.
But it's not that simple! We're in a fucked-up city where people can get sent away whenever the Animus feel like it. There are these events, and half the times they're screwing with our minds. And do you know how long humans live? Their lifespan is like a tenth of what mine could be!
Duh. And I still don't think it's that hard for humans to get moirallegiance. He sort of did, and it's not like he's had much exposure to trolls! I think I'm the only one he's met, except for Terezi-- who doesn't count because she was drunk and chewing on his hair, and also because she's Terezi.
Ugh, this is weird. You're being so civil! Is it because you got along with the fake event Vriska? Because she sucked and everyone should just forget about her.
NO, I'M BEING CIVIL BECAUSE I'M NOT A THOUGHTLESS, RAGING JACKASS.
OF COURSE THAT YOU AND THIS YOU ARE DIFFERENT. TRUST ME. NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT DEALING WITH STUPID PAST AND FUTURE SELVES THAN I DO. QUITE FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S A YOU YOU WILL BECOME, OR A YOU YOU COULD POSSIBLY BECOME. THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER AND IT'S STUPID TO THINK ABOUT.
EITHER WAY, YOU AND THAT VRISKA ARE BOTH PEOPLE I WANT TO SEE IN A STATE THAT'S BETTER THAN MISERABLE. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT SOME PEOPLE MAY CONSIDER YOU A FRI--
It probably is! Especially when she's consuming human alcohol.
And if we are talking about the same person, which we might not be, guess who had to deal with the drunken aftermath of her creepiness? That's right, me!
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[after the event ends 8|]
...OH.
THAT'S A BIT MORE DIFFICULT. I MEAN HUMANS DON'T REALLY GET THIS SORT OF THING.
WHICH QUADRANT ARE WE TAKING HERE? IS IT THAT MYSTERY PALE PERSON YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT?
[after the event ends 8|]
[someday, she might learn to not constantly be on the defense when revealing potential vulnerabilities to other trolls]
[but that day is not today]
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WELL, FROM WHAT YOU'VE TOLD ME, HE ALREADY KNOWS HOW YOU FEEL.
AND FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN IN THIS EVENT, IT SEEMS HUMANS ARE AT LEAST CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING AND ACCEPTING THE TYPES OF ROMANCES THAT WE, AS TROLLS, HAVE. PROBABLY THE ONLY THING THIS STUPID EVENT GAVE US.
HE MAY NOT GET IT NOW, BUT HE MIGHT EVENTUALLY. AND IF HE DOESN'T, SO WHAT? HE COULD PROBABLY STILL BE YOUR MOIRAIL WITHOUT BEING YOUR MOIRAIL.
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FUCK, FORGET THAT LAST PART.
ANYWAY, HE'D STILL HAVE TO AGREE TO BEING YOUR MOIRAIL. HE HAS TO FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT ENTAILS. HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU JUST AS MUCH AS YOU ARE FOR HIM. OR WOULD BE. I MEAN FUCK, IF YOU'VE GOT THAT, THEN YOU'RE TECHNICALLY ALREADY DATING.
...BUT HE STILL HAS TO AGREE. SHIT.
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... That's really weird to say.
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I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T THINK IT'S THE BEST IDEA, AND I DON'T REALLY APPROVE OF IT EITHER...
BUT SHIT
YOU SEEMED REALLY HAPPY, SO MAYBE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THAT WAY? MAYBE IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE STUPID PARADOX THINGS THAT'LL HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT ADVICE I GIVE YOU.
[Wait. Right. The rules back home don't apply here. Whoops.]
SHIT, FORGET I SAID THAT TOO. I'M STARTING TO GET MAD AT MYSELF FOR THIS ABUNDANT FIT OF STUPIDITY.
LOOK, AS LONG AS HE AND YOU FIND A COMPROMISE WITH THIS, YOUR RELATIONSHIP SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM. IF YOU DON'T, THEN THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN REALLY DO ABOUT IT.
FOR YOUR SAKE THOUGH, I HOPE THE TWO OF YOU CAN COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING. I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS, BUT HE OBVIOUSLY MEANS A FUCKING LOT TO YOU.
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BUT DOES THAT MATTER RIGHT NOW?
YES. EITHER ONE OF YOU COULD DISAPPEAR. IF HE DOES, THEN IT'S GOING TO BE PRETTY SHITTY FOR YOU.
HOWEVER, IF EVERY TROLL TOOK INTO CONSIDERATION OUTLIVING THEIR LOVERS, NONE OF US WOULD EVER FIND ANY.
...OR AT LEAST ANY WE WERE COMPATIBLE WITH. THINK ABOUT IT.
AUGH, IF YOU TAKE ME AS AN EXAMPLE, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M GOING TO LIVE AS LONG AS MY MOIRAIL. PROBABLY NOT ANYWAY. I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW.
FUCK YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M A SHITTY EXAMPLE, BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS.
ACTUALLY changing that tag because she probably would have found out during the event
IT'S ALL GOOD
YOU JUST HAVE TO DECIDE WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT. LIVING WITHOUT EACHOTHER SOMEDAY, OR LIVING WITH HIM IN THE HERE AND NOW.
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I CAN ANSWER FOR YOU, OF COURSE.
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And stuff worked out during the event. Ha-- that guy knew me for ten human years and still liked me, so...
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AND WILL PROBABLY KEEP DOING SO. AS LONG AS NOTHING HAPPENS I MEAN.
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ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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Ugh, this is weird. You're being so civil! Is it because you got along with the fake event Vriska? Because she sucked and everyone should just forget about her.
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OF COURSE THAT YOU AND THIS YOU ARE DIFFERENT. TRUST ME. NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT DEALING WITH STUPID PAST AND FUTURE SELVES THAN I DO. QUITE FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S A YOU YOU WILL BECOME, OR A YOU YOU COULD POSSIBLY BECOME. THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER AND IT'S STUPID TO THINK ABOUT.
EITHER WAY, YOU AND THAT VRISKA ARE BOTH PEOPLE I WANT TO SEE IN A STATE THAT'S BETTER THAN MISERABLE. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT SOME PEOPLE MAY CONSIDER YOU A FRI--
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...I'M SURE IT'S NOT SOMETHING SHE DOES ALL THE TIME. [He can't really disagree with you Vriska. He thinks it's something she'd do.]
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And if we are talking about the same person, which we might not be, guess who had to deal with the drunken aftermath of her creepiness? That's right, me!
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AND YEAH, I ASSUMED EVERYONE HAD INGESTED SOMETHING THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE. I WAS PRETTY MUCH ASSAULTED THAT ENTIRE PARTY. IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL IT THAT.
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GOD DAMMIT VRISKA
subtly is not something she's good at
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OMG HE CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH HE IS DEFENDING HER RIGHT NOW
BEST LEADER <3
NO HE'S THE WORST EVER HE'LL TELL YOU THAT HIMSELF.
NO 8(
YES.
NOOOO