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[cancerass]

LEAVE A MESSAGE. I'LL PICK IT UP LATER.
PROBABLY.

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[cancerass]

THAT WAS THE GUY?

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[dicey]

You were there?

[dicey]

... This is Terezi we're talking about; she probably tried to eat a lot of people's hair.

[cancerass]

YES I WAS THERE. I WAS THE ONE PRYING HER OFF THAT CLUMSY GOOFASS!

...I'M SURE IT'S NOT SOMETHING SHE DOES ALL THE TIME. [He can't really disagree with you Vriska. He thinks it's something she'd do.]

[dicey]

It probably is! Especially when she's consuming human alcohol.

And if we are talking about the same person, which we might not be, guess who had to deal with the drunken aftermath of her creepiness? That's right, me!

[cancerass]

WHAT, WAS THIS BEFORE OR AFTER SHE PASSED OUT ON THE LOAD GAPER?

AND YEAH, I ASSUMED EVERYONE HAD INGESTED SOMETHING THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE. I WAS PRETTY MUCH ASSAULTED THAT ENTIRE PARTY. IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL IT THAT.

[dicey]

... Yuck. Before, I hope.

[cancerass]

YEAH. THAT'S NOT A NIGHT I'M GOING TO LOOK BACK FONDLY ON.

ANYWAY, IT MIGHT BE THE SAME GUY. I DON'T KNOW. SHE COULD HAVE EATEN A LOT OF HAIR THAT NIGHT FOR ALL EITHER OF US KNOW.

[dicey]

Like I said, she probably did. I bet it wasn't the same guy.








What did this guy look like.

[cancerass]

PROBABLY NOT.

[dicey]

But what did he look like?

[cancerass]

RED HAIR, GLASSES, SCREAMED ABOUT HER EATING HIS BRAIN...

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[dicey]

[welp]

[dicey]

-- Yeah! Deeeeeeeefinitely not the same person. No way.

But maybe the guy you're thinking about isn't always that stupid. It sounds like he was just really, really drunk, so it'd probably be dumb to judge him just by that!

GOD DAMMIT VRISKA

[cancerass]

HE STILL SEEMS PRETTY DUMB, BUT FINE. I GUESS I COULD JUST TALK TO HIM ON MY OWN.

subtly is not something she's good at

[dicey]

You know who really seems dumb? The girl who was going around licking people.

Re: subtly is not something she's good at

[cancerass]

SHE WASN'T HERSELF.

...SHE MOSTLY WASN'T HERSELF.

[dicey]

And cleeeeeeeearly neither was this other guy!

[cancerass]

I DIDN'T DISAGREE WITH THAT.

THIS IS STUPID. LET'S JUST AGREE THAT NO ONE AT THAT PARTY WAS EVEN REMOTELY ACTING LIKE THEMSELVES.

[dicey]

Fiiiiiiiine.

But Terezi's still an idiot.

And this other stuff is still ridiculously confusing.

And that event was bullshit.

And it's fucking weird that we're being all cordial here. I like it better when I'm not getting along with most of you guys; it makes a lot more sense.

[cancerass]

TOO BAD. GUESS WE CAUGHT EACHOTHER IN THE WRONG MOOD.

WANNA COME BACK WHEN WE'RE BOTH MORE PISSED OFF? I'M SURE WE'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER JUST FINE THEN.

AND TEREZI'S NOT AN IDIOT.

[dicey]

No, because I wanted to ask you for your useless advice. That doesn't mean it's not weird!

And she's a huge idiot.

[cancerass]

I'M NOT SAYING IT ISN'T WEIRD. I'M JUST SAYING IT'S A NICE CHANGE OF PACE. A REALLY WEIRD ONE, BUT NICE.

NO, SHE'S NOT. AT MOST SHE'S A CRAZY BITCH.

[dicey]

An idiotic crazy bitch.

[cancerass]

LOOK WHO'S TALKING.