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What, and you think you couldn't have done that? Bullshit! If you were too weak you could have just made yourself stronger. If you weren't amazing you could make yourself amazing. Anything besides sitting around feeling sorry for yourself.

IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T THINK I COULD. IT'S-

[Oh right. Vriska's from pretty far back. THAT far back though?]

I DIDN'T EXACTLY DOUBT MYSELF. I HAD THOUGHT OF TONS OF DIFFERENT SCENARIOS TOWARDS THIS PIPE DREAM. IF I COULD GET IN ON SKILL ALONE, NO PROBLEM. BY THE TIME I WAS NINE SWEEPS OLD I'D PROBABLY BE MORE THAN READY FOR IT.

So what's the problem?

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WOAH. YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW DO YOU?

Obviously I don't!

WELL.

IN THAT CASE LET'S JUST SAY I WOULDN'T BE FIT FOR ANY JOB AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.

CASTE ISSUES OR WHATEVER.

Oh, that. I figured that out a long time ago! You have really low blood, don't you? Maybe even as low as Aradia.

SURE.

Come on, what color? It's not like it matters much anymore!

IT DOESN'T REALLY.

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TELL YA WHAT. IF YOU CAN GUESS IT, I'LL TELL YOU IF YOU'RE RIGHT. NO LYING OR DENYING IT.

Aradia's color.

NO.

Tavros's.

NO.

Sollux's?

NOPE.

Nepeta's!

NAH. NOT NEPETA'S.

There's no way you can be Kanaya's.

... Right?

NO.

I DON'T EVEN.

NO I'M NOT KANAYA'S BLOOD COLOR.

This is getting ridiculous! My guesses are getting high enough that there's no way that they'd keep you out of the threshecutioners. What are you playing at!

I'M NOT PLAYING AT ANYTHING.

WHY NOT TRY A RIDICULOUS COLOR INSTEAD?

Feferi's!

I think you were the heir to the throne, Karkat. It was you.

HILARIOUS, BUT NOT WHAT I MEANT BY RIDICULOUS.

Then what did you mean.

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[audio] sorry Vriska he's kind of enjoying this.

[audio] ffff

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